My Sex Life Sucks

 My Partner Does Not Want to Perform

When Sex Is a Mess

Are Adult Movies healthy for a relationship? Hell No! Why watch it when you can go out and get the real thing. Getting off on movies when you have a healthy relationship  is equivalent to physically cheating. Some will argue the innocence of masturbation (self-gratification) by saying i am not having sex with anyone. You may not be having sex with anyone, but you are having sex with yourself. You could not wait to save some of yourself for your partner. Trying to quench an unhealthy sex drive can be destructive and disastrous. If your partner does not have a sex fetish, then you need to look for someone else, immediately. That relationship will not last. "Trust me." Some people are limited in their sexual exploits, because sex should be nurtured from love not lust. Too many people put such a high premium on a person's sexual skills. that the true essence of love making is replaced with "Buck Wild Wild West-Freak Nasty Sex." It all sounds good on paper and definitely looks good visually, but the reality of it is grim, Google or YouTube dead Porn Stars, and you might  get a grip on your sexual dysfunctions.You will be one of many with multiple sex partners, and all that comes with it. Don't get caught up in the visual world of Adult Films, because you might not like where it takes you...

Don't Eat The Birthday Cake

When Making A Birthday Mess

Little Timmy's Birthday Wish

I've attended several birthday parties in my life and wonder in astonishment when it comes to blowing out the candles. You don't have to be germaphobic to see that this is not a bright idea. I stare in wonderment as Little Timmy plays with his birthday friends, blowing balloons, horns and other celebratory trinkets. Here comes the part we all be waiting for. Little Timmy standing over his Birthday Cake ready to blow out all 10 candles. If Little Timmy doesn't blow them out in the (airborne) first blow, he's granted a second. With all his blowing effort, I can only imagine all the microscopic germs flowing from lil Tim Tim's mouth to the cake. Look at a person blowing from their mouth in microscopic slow motion." A tad bit for the visual senses if you ask me." I think a simple Happy Birthday without all the hoopla of blowing out the candles will do for me. Enjoy your Birthday Cake...

Is My Man Gay (Life on the DL)

How do you know if your  Man Is Gay

When sexuality can be a Mess

I will not profess to be an expert on this subject, but I find some men behavior SUSPECT. I know most  men  are raised by some mother type figure. After 18 years of feminine love, nurturing and upbringing, it's no wonder today's Men have a ton of female tendencies and qualities. Today's men are soft. Listening to them is like listening to a child. They one day become grown male boys wanting a mother figure (relationship) to continue the pacification that started with the female figures in their upbringing. The qualities some women find attractive in men, like "he's so sweet," and "he like flowers just like me," is a sign that "Your man might be gay." I remember going out to a club with some friends and both of them sat next to each other at the bar. The bartender asked "What will you like to drink?" One said a "Pina Colada" and the other said a "Daiquiri" Can you imagine the visuals of 2 burly men sitting right next to each other sipping frozen alcoholic fruit drinks while sucking out of straws. Have you ladies ever paid attention to what a man looks like simulating the art of sucking (Out of a straw). Too much for the senses- if you ask me! It was no surprise when this young lady approached them and asked "Is that Bugle Boy Jeans your wearing?"

The "writings on the wall" when you meet these type of men. Those DL  (Down Low) males hiding behind their masculine idenity, and enjoying their sexual life with both women and men. Can you imagine coming home to find your man sexed up in bed with his good buddy Steve. "Yes Steve!" his faithful hanging buddy o he spends all his free time with. Some women think this is some kind of normal and healthy behavior. A sure way to be suspicious about your man sexual activity is the time he spends with Steve. A real man in his right mind do not want to spend time with another man "I know I don't." All those male bonding activities are frowned upon by Real Men. Women always give men a pass when he's out with the boys...Women need to wake up and start paying attention to the signs. Here is a compiled Laundry List:

1. Sex Life. If you finish showering and find your man on his stomach. Cheeks spread waiting for you to lick or insert something in his anal area. "Your Man might be gay"
2. If you over hear him telling Steve."how he can't wait for the two of them to sandwich (DP) this female!" "Your Man might be gay"
3. A man's drink says it all. If you're drinking a Jack and Coke and he orders anything with fruit floating in the drink with extra straws "Your Man might be gay"
4. Porno. If your man can't stand the sight of 2 lesbians, because a male's penis has to be in the flick. "Your Man might be gay"
5. Breakfast. If you're having a New York Strip and eggs and he's having yogurt with extra bananas "Your Man might be gay"
6. The Gas Station. If you're pumping gas and your man is on the passenger side bobing his head to the tunes of Willa Smith's."Whip My Hair" Your man is gay...

Why Rappers and Athletes Go Broke

When Keeping it "Real Broke"

From Millions to a Mess

Have you ever wonder why so many famous black rappers and athletes lose everything they have? They go from having several homes and cars to moving back with Mama. It has happened to so many, there need to be classes on how not to Mess up your money. With all the foolish  excessive spending and bimbo groupies, bankruptcy is inevitable. You will have a field day googleing these nut cases in all their former glory. Not only do they lose their money, but they lose their pride and women. Yes "Them" all those "Dyme Pieces" he could never get when he was just plain ol "Him". I've compiled a Top 10 Laundry List of why Rappers and Athletes Go Broke:

1. Women. "leave em where you meet em" In the clubs and the streets.
2. Cars. "How many is too many" Enjoy it while it last.
3. Investments. Stop handing over your accounts to your new friends in the banking world
4. Houses. "how many can one sleep in" 
5. Divorce "got damn it she didn't love you before the money" why do you think she loves you now
6. The Entourage "them damn broke friends" you'll have more of them then money
7. The Clubs "Champagne in the VIP anyone" 
8. Credit "Burn the Black American Express" use cash
9. Drugs "leave the shit alone"
10. Success "remember when you use to work hard to stay on top" where did it all go.

I'll add to this blog notable celebs who are now broke. 

Too Many Girlfriends (Girls having Girlfriends)

When The Sisterhood Can Be A Mess

The Dyke Network

This blog will be full of analogies, because the subject calls for it. Read at your own risk... I will dwell into the subject of women with girlfriends (The Dyke Network). This may be offensive to most women, but the "men(ses)" will get my drift. Have you ever noticed how some women tend to "act a fool at times." Draped in their Super Hero cape with a big fat P on it saying "PUSSYPOWer" If you thought you were getting some tonight, you were grossly mistaken. She has spent her whole entire day mad and she can't wait to show how her "goodies" are on lock and key. This is a dangerous game women play, but oh well...She becomes distant and refuses to show you any affection or reception. She parades around the house with her new found freedom of liberated powers. You are in absolute astonishment wanting to know who this woman is (your woman). When you were at working , Your woman spent her off day catching up on T.V, and invited a few of the Girls over. The first thing they notice was how good you were living. Sonja (her single friend) ask Girl "how you get all this"? You living good Girl! Your woman replies "My man has a good job". Since Sonja and company don't have a Man or a good job, why should you have one. When your woman was in the kitchen preparing you your favorite dish, Sonja scolded her, saying "I know your not cooking all that just for him." After another hour of "I know your nots" from Sonja and crew, your poor women has no chance. When your woman hears enough of "Girl you can be running the streets with u!." My bet is yeah "she can be running the streets with them," and you wonder why these kind of women never have a man. Women with good Men should never have a bunch of friends who are Messy and single. This is a sure fire recipe for a disastrous relationship. These women should be avoided at all cost. No Man wants to come home to see a living room full of "Messy single women." If this is business as normal, then you need new friends...

Are you an Alcoholic or a Professional Drinker

A Drunk or a Drinker

Don't Mess A life up Drinking

Merriam-Webster defines an alcoholic as of, containing, or caused by alcohol. If this is you, please scream to the internet world how this week of AA will beneficially move your life in the right direction. This defines all people who consumes an alcoholic beverage. While some drink more then others. Alcoholic intake should be defined carefully. Being from the city of New Orleans, most restaurants serve momosas and bloody marys for breakfast and brunch. Do sipping on such a tasty drink between the times of 10am-2pm  constitute that you are an alcoholic. To be continued...

Why I Can't Get A Job

Giving Success A Professional Call

Don't Mess Up Your Job Prospects

 When emailed or called for a job and other related auditions in your prospective industry, you should respond in a timely professional  manner. Today' technology such as cell phones, computers, and emails... make it inexcusable not to respond. Keep in mind your reputation as a potential dependable employee or talent will reflect your hiring, bookings and earning potential. Always remember to stay on top of all upcoming Interviews ,appointments, and business matters, and don't treat your career like its a Facebook  (Fan) Page. "Go out there and be somebody."$$$
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Why Do Men Cheat (When I'm Beautiful)

 If your man's a dog, does that make your "dog" a man

Cheating can be a Mess

Why do Men Cheat? If a man will cheat on Halle Berry "most of you don't stand a chance".  Ever wonder why unattractive females end up with good looking guys. " wonder no more!" These so-called ugly females will do things attractive women won't. Remember you are the ones saying "I don't know who he think I am, I ain't that kind of girl'. To the chorus of your self-proclaimed theme song "You must not know bout me". He must not know about you, but he sure knows about her. " What you won't do, someone else will"... Those middle and bottom tier women can't wait for these top "10 percentile" women to slip up. They are waiting at every corner to snag your empty unsatisfied man, because your stuck on rewind with "You must not know bout me." While you're getting your nails done and spending your day with your single girlfriends, your man is being hounded by the same women you think your man would not be interested in.. Wrong! Not only did he give her a second thought, he gave her a first chance. A chance to explore some of the sexual and  adventurous activities she's been waiting to share. When you arrive home with your shopping bags to a man-less home. Your first order of business is to continue the day chatting with your friends. You assume because your "all that and a bag of chips". "He" must be out with the guys. Wrong again. You have no ideal where this man can be, and because of your vanity you will lose him. Ladies spend a minute of your time to allocate some  attention  to your relationship. It can go a long ways. For those women who say "I'm ugly and my man cheats on me". This blogs not for you...

What Happened To TV

The World In (Not) Reality  T.V

TV programing You (2012)

If there is any truth to what the ancient Mayans predicted about December 21, 2012, then today's news gives us no comfort to think otherwise. With the deterioration of family values, ethics, morale's and plain old decency. Get ready for what's to come. When Kim Kardashian is American Royalty, Middle Eastern leaders are dictators, Priest and Religious leaders are having sex with little boys, Porn Rules, and no professor or expert can make sense of it all... Get ready for 2012! These things have been going on for sometime now, but we have been numb to the news because it's now  "News as Usual". With all the so-called Reality Shows flooding the Television Programing  Networks. It is no wonder why we have become so desensitized  to the "Latest News"... With Reality shows with a bunch of broke bimbos (made for TV hookers) who don't have shit, but a hole between their legs and several in their head. Competing for the love of their life on T.V is the reason this world is so Messed up. Who came up with this ideal? " I'm going on national TV to marry a man I know nothing about". If this doesn't say the world has lost it's mind, then nothing will. There are a bunch of good Men holding their remote controls in total astonishment at these latest developments. We have Flavor Flav, Ray J, and the rest of "Them". lining up stripper looking females to pick which one "Him" loves. Wow!!! If this is where the world of entertainment and news is going, wait till you get a load of the 2012 Television (Programing You) line-up...

What Will My Friends Think

When Friends Can Be The Mess In Your Life

Don't be an In-Mess-Tigator

Some of us spend all of our lives waking up  "bright eyed and bushy tailed"  to make sure our friends are happy. For all the time and work it takes pleasing your so-called  friends "Yes Them!" You have little time if any for yourself. These same friends can't wait for you to shower them with your angelic gifts and niceties. They will spend their whole life carving out time for you, so you can continue on your life's quest of "What will my friends think?" Well if you ask me? "I don't give a damn what they think", because most of them are not your friends. I think 3-5 friends will do,because most people fall in the " convenience of now" category:

1. I need a ride friend
2. Work gossip friend
3. Text Message (Mess friend)
4. Money friend "help me pay some bills got damn it"
5. Sex friends (lets keep this to a minimal)
6. Your next door neighbor friend (they are the ones that come out of nowhere)
7. I need someone to listen to me friend

With a laundry list of these kind of friends, your life will continue to be the Mess that it is. Have you notice how selfish people never seem to have many friends, but the "Everybody loves Suzy" seems to have dozens of friends. The answer is easy my friend "let's do the Math.". Suzy is the one we spoke about in the first paragraph. She will spend her life with the 1-7 (list) "friendship train wreck" and will be used until she has nothing more to give. Find a common interest in your selective friends, and enjoy the fruits of life.