Sunday, August 21, 2011

I Hate My Boss

When Your Boss Is a Mess
Working for the Peanut Gallery

Have you ever worked  on a job for a number of years where you gain years of experience, then the higher ups decide to hire some college educated kid to supervise (look after) you. When you started the job he was l in kinder care waiting for mommy to pick him up. Your new Super Wonder boss comes in boasting of their educational credentials, when he knows less about the job then you. He hides behind his educational paper on the wall only to showcase his managerial position." Don't get me wrong!" These new age Super Wonder managers come in all age groups. It gets worst when they have spent the last 20 years in management only to remain in the same position. How "thrilling and exciting" it must be to invest all those years in a company, only to be a mid-level manager. Managers in low paying fields such as restaurants, department stores, grocery  stores, and fast food chains can be the most unhappy people on the planet. Keep your head high with a positive attitude and make the best of your work place. I will sign off saying please "Go Out There and Be Somebody!"

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Why Men Love Strip Clubs

Competing with a Stripper                

Some women may be asking "Where the Hell is my man?" Hmm good question. Lets see. He's always out after 12:00am and your wondering where can he be? Lets take a close look at those late night businesses that are open at  night:
  1. Jail  (Seems plausible, He's a criminal)
  2. The Hospital (He could be hurt)
  3. Waffle House (He might be hungry)
  4. The Gas Station (He is driving)
  5. Walmart (That's when men shop)
  6. A Night Club (He likes to Dance)
  7. The Strip Club "Yes I Said It',"That Got Damn Strip Club" 
Nothing says a good night with the guys like hanging out in your local neighborhood strip club. While he escapes the comforts of a sure fire thing by being with his women. Your home alone trying to figure what he is doing. His exploration in the strip club is what he calls his reality. A stripper that makes him feel like the man he doesn't feel like at home. Can you imagine him in a strip club being approached by Sunshine to the sweet tunes of "Hey Honey"! She then proceeds with how good he looks and escorts him to his favorite table. He enjoys the visuals of Sunshine in her sexy red hot Victoria Secret's outfit, while your at home covered up in your wal-mart red snoopy T shirt with green incredible hulk shorts. She smells of a goddess in her Chanel #5 perfume, while your hands are soaked in the suds of palmolive dish detergent. She shares with your man in a nice glass of Henessey, while you're  at home with a warm cup of hot coa coa with marshmallows. Her hair radiates in a seductive style done only by her famed hair dresser, while you settle with your hair curlers and do rag. She whispers in his ear " I'm so glad you cum to see me Baby", but you can't wait for him to get home so you can give him an ear full  about all the bills that are do. The Strip Club has become A Man's Reality, While the home has now become the Fantasy. Go Figure!

I Hate My Life "It Is A Mess"

Suicidal Tendencies
"Don't Pull The Trigger"

I remember when I was a teenager and this young girl was depressed contemplating suicide. I was only 16 years old at the time, but remember asking her "where will you go when you die?" Fast forward some 26 years later and I understand how some people life's can be unlivable. Being young and unhappy is much different from being old and unhappy. When your young, most of your life revolves around your parents lifestyle. When your older your life revolves around your lifestyle. I will not claim to be a self-appointed expert on the subject, but I do know there is nowhere to run when there's so much life ahead. I remember saying that fateful night in 1984. "The only person you will hurt is the ones who love you". Suicide is a selfish act that holds no regard for the family who loves you. Whatever you think your problems are, most are correctable. Take stock in all that is making your life miserable and get rid of it. Get rid of it physically, mentally, and psychologically, Relationships and Money are always on the top of the  problematic Mess List. I will simplify the magnitude of a problem by internalizing " What's wrong Today, is Gone Tomorrow". I know no other way to look at it. Control your mind, body, and those who are a part of it. Take the fruits of life and just "Role with It!"

How To Kick Your Adult Child Out The House

 The Hotel Family Inn
Don't Make Your Home A Mess

This is a very delicate subject and should be handled with extreme care (kid gloves and all). With today's economy and the job market the way it is, it can be a frightening  journey for an adult child. Let me ask you. Why would a child want to leave home? Nothing says living -like living in The Hotel Family Inn. Where else can they go and enjoy the comforts of a hot meal, shelter, laundry service, cleaning, and free internet and entertainment. "Why Should They Leave?" No where on this planet will they receive the hospitality and amenities like the Hotel Family Inn. We as parents tend to facilitate our kids with too much pacification, as if their still infants. Most adult kids are not prepared to move out on their own with today's ideology of parenting. When facing this issue it's best to remind the adult child that he or she is an emancipated adult and should be prepared to live on their own life. Stop providing "child like" luxuries and hold them responsible and accountable for their own life. This practice should be taught from the ages of 13-18. When your grown child reaches the legal age of adulthood, maybe (just maybe) they will be ready to leave the house.

Are You A Mess? 10 Ways to find out!

 Do you look for mess or do mess look for you
 
10 ways to know if your a mess

  1. When you're jealous because your friend purchased a new car, home or anything.
  2. When you're always late on your monthly bills.
  3. When all your topics of conversation are about people you know and don't know."small minds talk about ideals
  4. When you always talk (running your mouth) without listening.
  5. When you had 10 relationships by the age of 30.
  6. When everything you think and feel are negative (rubbing people the wrong way).
  7. When you can't keep a friendship because every thing is their fault.
  8. When you hate every city you lived in.
  9. When going out on a date and complain about everything.
  10. When (6 ) kids have (4) different fathers (Go Figure), then you are a true piece of mess.
If you have Top 10 list or a line to add feel free to post. Thank you.