Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Attorney calls L.A. arrest of ex-Tech star Crittenton ‘very odd' ShareThis


Atlanta News 10:13 p.m. Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Attorney calls L.A. arrest of ex-Tech star Crittenton ‘very odd'

    The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
    Former Georgia Tech star basketball star Javaris Crittenton had expected to be in jail Tuesday, just not in Los Angeles.
    AP Photo/FBI, AP This photo released by the FBI on Monday Aug. 29,2011 of Javaris Crittenton, age 23, of Fayetteville, Ga., who is wanted by the Atlanta Police Department on murder charges stemming from the August 19, 2011 fatal shooting of a 22-year-old woman, Julian Jones. The FBI says, Crittenton, a former NBA first-round draft choice, is believed to be in the Los Angeles area. The FBI warrant is for unlawful flight to avoid prosecution.
    Javaris Crittenton (at his draft party in 2007) was picked 19th in the first round by the LA Lakers. He was traded to Memphis as a rookie.
    Javaris Crittenton (at his draft party in 2007) was picked 19th in the first round by the LA Lakers. He was traded to Memphis as a rookie.
    His attorney, Brian Steel, said he had arranged for the 23-year-old suspect, wanted in connection with the shooting death of a mother of four, to fly back to his hometown early Tuesday morning and turn himself in to Atlanta police, per their request.
    But FBI agents and members of the Los Angeles Police Department joint fugitive task squad intercepted the NBA journeyman after he had checked in to board a Delta Air Lines flight to Atlanta.
    "It's very odd," said Steel, who's still trying to gain information about his client's detention. Asked what happened, Steel said, "You have to ask [the FBI]."
    An agency spokesman declined comment on that particular aspect of Crittenton's arrest.
    Crittenton is now in the custody of the Los Angeles County sheriff and will appear Wednesday morning in Los Angeles criminal court, a spokeswoman said.
    How long he remains the ward of the L.A. sheriff depends on whether he fights extradition to Atlanta, said Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office spokeswoman Jane Robison.
    "If he fights it, it could be a month of two," she told the AJC. "If not, it's just a matter of how fast [Atlanta police] can come here to pick him up."
    Crittenton is wanted in Atlanta for the Aug. 19 shooting of 22-year-old Julian Jones, hit by bullets apparently intended for someone she knew, Atlanta police Maj. Keith Meadows said.
    Jones was walking with a group that included a teen male Crittenton believed had robbed him of a diamond watch, diamond necklace and an iPhone, valued at more than $55,000, in April. Witnesses told police the shots were fired near Jones' Macon Drive home in southwest Atlanta from a black Chevrolet Tahoe linked to the former prep standout.
    "It appears Mr. Crittenton observed who he thought was the perpetrator walking down the street," Meadows said. "It so happens Miss Jones was walking down the street at the same time."
    Wednesday afternoon, the APD plans to canvass the neighborhood where the shooting took place, seeking information from residents.
    Steel said his client is eager to clear his name.
    "He's innocent of the charges," Steel said.
    Crittenton, who has a home in Fayetteville, was traded by the Los Angeles Lakers during his rookie season to the Memphis Grizzlies, who later shipped him to Washington.
    While with the Wizards, the 6-foot-5 shooting guard was involved in a locker room showdown with teammate Gilbert Arenas in which the two pulled guns on each other.
    Crittenton pleaded guilty in that incident and was given a year of probation on a misdemeanor gun possession charge in January 2010. The NBA also suspended him for the rest of the season.

    What Men Want and Need

     Living Without Love
    Don Spears

    LOVE, DEVOTION AND RESPECT, that's what men need, along with a little kindness from someone who cares for them and believes in them. Men also need to be touched and held and played with affectionately. What their fathers had with their mothers is what they want. And just what was that? Love, devotion, respect and kindness from someone who cared about him and believed in him. Men nee and want security and unconditional love they knew as a child. They also want to feel that same sense of companionship and of feeling needed.

    Tuesday, August 30, 2011

    The Kardashion Files


    Remember Kardashian's Pop Career? Kim's Shelved Music Video Leaks

    Posted Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:28am PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

    You've probably tried to block it from your mind, but you may remember with a shudder that back in March of this year, Kim Kardashian attempted to follow in the Manolo-shod footsteps of fellow reality-TV starlets Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag and launch a pop "singing" career. The resulting single, "Jam (Turn It Up)," was so awful, it made Heidi sound like Adele. The song became of the butt of jokes (pun intended) by critics and tweeters alike, and Kim swiftly went about getting engaged and orchestrating a grand tabloid wedding to make us forget all about the disaster.
    But as much as we'd all like to turn it down, it seems "Jam (Turn It Up)" will not go away. Though an understandable lack of interest in the song caused its accompanying music video to be shelved months ago, a one-minute snippet of the clip has now popped up online. And it's a cinematic, gorgeously shot tour de force directed by renowned VMA winner Michel Gondry that...oh, come on, who am I kidding here? AS IF. No, instead, the video is as dreadful as expected, perhaps even more so.
    It's almost hard to believe this video is a real thing. I kept expecting the Lonely Island to show up out of nowhere when I watched it:
    Crazy as it may be to believe, I think the video almost makes "Jam" sound worse. It certainly doesn't sell the song. Oh sure, many male fans of gratuitious greased-up booty shots will undoubtedly appreciate the way the camera lovingly hyper-focuses on Kim's pink-bikini'd bottom (four slo-mo, strobelit close-ups in just the first 22 seconds alone!) as she crawls on the floor and licks her copiously Lipglassed, lip-synching lips. But really, Kim's backside puts on a better performance here than her other end does; from the neck up, all she does is avoid direct eye contact with the lens and demonstrate a lack of basic miming skills not witnessed since Britney Spears's infamous 2007 VMAs performance.
    Anyway, I suppose we should all be relieved that only 55 seconds of the video leaked (along with what appears to be 55 gallons of body oil all over the set), and that Mrs. Humphries has seemingly put her pop music plans on indefinite hold.

    How do you know when you're Selfish

    "You Selfish Son Of A B?#!^!"

    Selfish people will not know their SELFISH without the constant reminders from giving and loving friends. They continue life in a self-centered bubble, full of themselves.

    Selfish people are the ones who drive 2 seat sport cars, with only enough room for him, a girl or a "dog." These people normally don't like children and don't care to be around them. if they have a child (1) it is by accident. Selfish people can hemorrhage a relationship with a giving person. They will also bleed the charitable person's "kindness to death." Listen carefully when a person use words such as I, Mine, and Me. Selfish people tend to be very possessive, materialistic, and stubborn in temperament. Everything in their life is from the ,  "Me point of view.' If that SELFISH person is not you, then it may be the ones around you "PEACE MY SELFISH PEOPLE!"

    Ex-NBA Player Turns Himself In

     Former NBA Player Convicted of Murder Turns Himself In

     Former NBA player and Georgia Tech star Javaris Crittenton was in police custody after being arrested at a Southern California airport to board a flight to Atlanta, where his lawyer said he would go to surrender in a murder case. AP | Crittenton's bio | Family mourns shooting victim

    Monday, August 29, 2011

    Why I Can't Find A Husband

    I Want To Get Married Too
    The Messy Life of Dating

    Living in today's world is not the same as the world grandma and grandpa grew up in. Women search the world over for "Mr. Right," only to end up with Mr. Right Now. Most men don't want to get married, and rightfully so. Why get married when so many women make themselves so sexually available for the world pickings. The opportunity for men in today's Meat Market of dating is a Slaughter House for Women. Men are chopping away at every chance they get to put women on "Cutting" boards. If your looking for a quality male for matrimony, Good Luck! The pickings are slim. If you have not snagged your knight in shinning "bull shit' by the age of 20, don't expect miracles in your 30s and 40s. Don't spend your 40s meeting 40+ males reciting "He's a good man-I can't believe he's single." There are valid reasons why these men are single (Do the math), or pretending to be single. Too many women parading the face of this earth for good men to be single. The only men that stay single are the ones not worth being with...

    Nothing Stop New Yorkers from Shopping

    Some stores close but New Yorkers continue to shop

    As Hurricane Irene bears down, New Yorkers stock up to make the storm more pleasant













    , On Saturday August 27, 2011, 6:48 pm EDT
    NEW YORK (AP) -- Many stores in New York were closed on Saturday as Hurricane Irene neared, with some posting comical signs like "Blame the weatherman. Not us" and "Evidently `The Show Must Go On!' means nothing to Irene." But New York's shopping districts still were bustling as people piled into any store that was open.
    Merci Market in Chelsea had long lines as people bought deli sandwiches and fancier fare. People filed into The Container Store in Midtown to grab plastic boxes so they can use their indoor time constructively to organize. And parents crowded into Toys `R' Us in Times Square to snag toys and games so their children won't get bored.
    "It's business as usual," a store official at Harry Winston, the exclusive jewelry retailer, said shortly after the store opened.
    The hurricane, which could hit New York on Sunday morning, comes in the thick of the critical back-to-school shopping season, a time between mid-July and September that is typically the second biggest shopping period of the year. For some big retailers, Manhattan is particularly important because it can account for as much as 10 percent of their annual revenue. A washout could have a huge impact on retailers' top and bottom lines: Nationally, weather research firm Planalytics estimates that Irene will stop 80 million shoppers from hitting the malls this weekend.
    "This is a worst-case scenario," said C. Britt Beemer, chairman of America's Research Group. "This was supposed to be a prime weekend for apparel retailers."
    On Saturday, some big chains like Macy's and J.C. Penney conceded defeat and kept their doors closed. Meanwhile, some mom-and-pop shops and specialty retailers tried to salvage sales during the weekend. Regardless of what they did on Saturday, though, most stores planned to stay closed on Sunday.
    Angel Estrada, who works at the Harlem wine shop Lot No. 125, said on Saturday that he planned to keep the store open until midnight as usual. The store did more than double its usual business on Friday, and Estrada echoed other small-business workers when he said he didn't want to lose out on the sales on Saturday night. By 10 a.m., about a half dozen customers had filtered through the shop, including Latonya Robertson, who picked up four bottles of wine for $20 because the price was right.
    "This is nothing for me," said Estrada, who is from the hurricane-prone Dominican Republic. "And yesterday was a really nice day for the store."
    On Fifth Avenue and other midtown shopping areas, major department stores like Macy's, Bloomingdale's, Saks Fifth Avenue and J.C. Penney had closed their doors. Some boarded up their windows, while others like furniture store Ethan Allen used masking tape to keep them from shattering. Even so, the district still hummed with tourists and locals.
    At the midtown location of The Container Store, which planned to close at 2 p.m. on Saturday, shoppers were buying picture albums and shoe organizers. One woman was consulting with a salesperson about organizing her closet. Another shopper left with $54 worth of photo albums. Diana Goldberg left with a laundry basket.
    "It was top of my list," Goldberg said.
    Times Square was bustling with tourists as if it were a usual Saturday, though many of the stores were closed. The ones that were open, including the Gap and Toys "R" Us, were packed. On one block of Times Square, the only store open was called Cute Souvenirs (hash)2 and it was filled with tourists snapping up postcards and t-shirts -- but not the umbrellas at the front.
    Friends Esther Henze, Katherine Cosma and Linda Gagne wandered down the block and lamented how their Fifth Avenue shopping day had been deterred. They figured they could pamper their skin if they couldn't go shopping, so they went to Duane Reade to buy face masks for the storm. Those were sold out. They said they had already bought wine, but laughed when another customer told them to stock up on peanut butter as well.
    "We still need to go grocery shopping," Henze said. "But I don't think you're going starve in Manhattan."
    At Fantastic Kids Toys in the Upper East Side, Steve Reis, the store's owner, said by late morning that he'd had a steady stream of customers since opening at the usual 7:30 a.m. He planned to stay open until the weather made it impossible.
    Joju Thomas, 36, left the store with $100 worth of toys, including stickers and games, for his 16-month-old daughter Grace. "She's an outdoor baby," he said. "I wanted to keep her occupied."

    Sunday, August 28, 2011

    Beyonce Pregnant


    Beyoncé Confirms Pregnancy On VMA Red Carpet

    Posted Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:28pm PDT by Billy Johnson, Jr. in And The Winner Is...

    After years of denying endless pregnancy rumors, Beyoncé finally has some good news to share.
    The "Single Ladies" singer is pregnant.
    Beyoncé held her belly as she arrived at the Video Music Awards Sunday wearing a long, red dress, quite the opposite of her normal midriff-baring stage costumes.


    When addressing photographers on the red carpet, Beyoncé said, "I have a surprise!" People reported.
    Beyoncé's rep later confirmed the news to the magazine. "I'm happy to say it's true," the rep said, according to People.
    In a June interview special on "Piers Morgan Tonight," the "Single Ladies" singer said she looked forward to parenthood.
    "I always said I would have a baby at 30," said the singer whose 30th birthday is September 4.
    Apparently, Beyoncé's husband Jay-Z has also had children on his mind. He and Kanye rapped about fatherhood on "New Day" from their new album, "Watch The Throne."
    Beyoncé  and Jay-Z wed in April 2008.
    Photo credit: Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com

    FBI hunting for former NBA player charged in death

     Former NBA player charged in death


    ATLANTA (AP) — The Federal Bureau of Investigation is helping police in Atlanta and Los Angeles search for a former NBA player wanted for murder.
    FBI Special Agent Steve Emmett in Atlanta told The Associated Press on Sunday that the agency is involved as police look for Javaris Crittenton. Authorities say Crittenton is charged in the fatal shooting of 22-year Jullian Jones, a mother of four who was gunned down Aug. 19 in Atlanta..
    Atlanta police spokesman Sgt. Curtis Davenport said Crittenton was not in custody as of Sunday afternoon. He declined further comment.
    Authorities say Jones likely was not the intended target when Crittenton fired shots from an SUV. Authorities say Crittenton was retaliating for an April robbery in which he was a victim.
    Crittenton spent the 2006-07 season at Georgia Tech and played in 113 NBA games.





    Text MESSage Relationships

    My Life Is One Big Text Mess
    The truth is in the Text.

    I remember in the flinstone days when you had something to say, you said it on the phone or in person. Today millions of people adopt the "I'm going to Text Message my relationship." Can you really get the meaning of what a person is feeling with abbreviated slang text jargon. People use to ask for a date with a verbal "would you like to go to the movies." It sounds better hearing it then it is to read it. It is easy to hide behind the words of a text and not face the person. How simple it is to text your girlfriend that "I'm breaking up with you," then it is to hear her crying ( you don't want to listen to that). You're much too busy ignoring her, since you never had to confront her in the first place. Men are breaking up and berating their girlfriends via Text Mess at an alarming rate. These New Millennium Coward boyfriends take the punk way out by hiding behind their phone aps. Man-Up and take a gentleman's approach to communicate appropriately. Don't Text Mess your relationship.

    My man Is a "Baller Shot caller"

    My Man's Nice Car, House, and Clothes

    If you are a man in America and not riding, dressing and living large with lots of money in your bank account, you can hang it up. Many women think these material things tell them who you are. So without them your are obviously nobody, or at least nobody worth knowing. If you do not look, like a winner, you must be a loser. Because of course as everyone knows, anyone who is successful wants everybody else to know it. This just shows you how shallow many people are, however, because anybody can buy clothes or take on an expensive car note. That doesn't mean they are about anything, and some of the most well spoken men are also the biggest bull shitters on the planet....

    Living Without Love





    Saturday, August 27, 2011

    Detaching

     Breaking Away From A Relationship

    IF THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE REALLY IS OUT OF CONTROL, IT MAY WELL BE CHEAPER NOT TO KEEP HER. In fact, she may actually succeed in turning your very life into a state of bankruptcy. If she not the "right one," maybe you should let her go, before you end up losing your car, your home and even your mind. Men who have always been told never to give up may have to learn to do just that, to "give up" on something that will never work anyway.

    One of the best ways, however, to deal with a bad situation like this is to detach. "BREAK AWAY!' Separate yourself mentally, emotionally, psychologically and even physically and spiritually from that which is causing you so much pain. It's going to hurt anyway, remember. No, it won't be easy, because you really may be in love with her, but do yourself a favor, give it your best shot. There will be over one million divorces in the United States this year alone, and while you may not want to be in that number, you may have no choice in the matter. Thirty percent of the women who are killed in this country are murdered by husbands or boyfriends.

    Detach, Let it Go. Start getting rid of the pain so that you can bgin to heal. No, it won't happen overnight, but in time it will happen.

    Living without Love

    Former NBA player Crittenton charged with murder

     The MessEtte Chronicles (Another Mess In Sports)

    ATLANTA (AP)—Police said late Friday that former NBA player Javaris Crittenton(notes), who was once suspended by the league over guns in the locker room, has been charged with murder after a woman was shot on an Atlanta street.
    Police spokesman Carlos Campos said police have secured a murder warrant for the arrest of Crittenton, who played at Georgia Tech, in connection with the shooting death of 22-year-old Jullian Jones on Aug. 19. Campos said Crittenton is not in custody and is wanted.

    Javaris Crittenton was sentenced to a year of probation in January 2010 after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor gun charge stemming from a dispute with teammate Gilbert Arenas.
    (AP photo)
    Atlanta police Maj. Keith Meadows told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution on Friday night that Crittenton is believed to be in the Los Angeles area. He said the FBI is involved in the investigation.
    Jones, a mother of four, was walking with a group of people on the city’s southwest side when a dark-colored SUV drove by and she was shot by someone inside the vehicle, police said.
    Investigators say they don’t believe the woman was the intended target. Campos said the motive appears to be retaliation for a robbery in April, in which Crittenton was a victim, Campos said in a statement.
    Messages left for an agent who has represented Crittenton were not immediately returned Friday night.
    Crittenton most recently played in the NBA with the Washington Wizards and was involved in a gun altercation with Gilbert Arenas(notes). He was on the roster of the NBDL’s Dakota Wizards last season.
    Crittenton didn’t play last season because of an ankle injury. He was given a 38-game suspension by the NBA after he and Arenas acknowledged bringing guns into the locker room following a dispute stemming from a card game on a team flight.
    Crittenton pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor gun charge on Jan. 25, 2010 and received probation. He wasn’t re-signed by the Wizards.
    The Charlotte Bobcats signed Crittenton to a non-guaranteed contract before last season but he was waived Oct. 15.
    Crittenton was the 19th overall pick by the Los Angeles Lakers in 2007. He played little with Los Angeles and was sent to Memphis in the Pau Gasol(notes) deal his rookie year. He was traded to Washington in December 2008.

    Are We Compatible?

    Unrealistic Expectations
    Dating Outside of your Class

    From the beginning you both knew that you were different. You was single and college educated, and He/She was a high school graduate with no further training of skills.

    You became fully aware of your incompatibility only after serious, heart-wrenching, soul-searching when you separated. There is still hope however. A popular television evangelist is quoted as saying that "Attitude is more important than fact," and he is right. For example, if your rent is due. the landlord comes over, and you tell him to kiss your ass. there is a good chance that your furniture will be out on the street when you get back. Same landlord, same situation, but you sat to Mr. Smith that you are trying to get the money together, and that you should have something by the end of the week. You'll probably get a reprieve. The same principle applies to saving your relationship. The right attitude can even overcome both incompatibility and unrealistic expectations.

    Admittedly, it may be very difficult for a real black man who is successful and who knows who he is to find a compatible woman. When you have worked hard to learn to understand thing and to make a difference. its difficult to be compatible with someone who has not expended a similar amount of energy to understand things and to make a difference. It is not a matter of "you" being better then they are or "them" being any better than you, you are just in different places. Communication and intelligence are essential to a successful relationship, and it is very difficult to talk to someone on the first floor when you are on the tenth floor yelling.

    Women who has experienced growth herself, many times may be carrying around her own baggage, and is resentful. She has become hardened, and reasonably so, but a healthy relationship with such a woman might still be difficult. Then there are those women who have made it, who are looking for a C.E.O, not a mate. It is indeed a tough proposition and a  man who has become successful professionally may never find  that same success in a loving relationship.

    CLASS DIFFERENCES TOO, ARE A MAJOR REASON WHY RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT WORKING OUT. Not "stuffed shirt" class, but simple every day actions and priorities. For example, being educated versus being uneducated, being talented versus being untalented, being a thinker versus being ignorant, having correct behavior versus being common, having self-respect and respect for others versus being ill mannered, being generous versus being selfish or being successful versus being unsuccessful. These are but a few of the reasons why differences in behavior and attitude often lead to incompatibility and failed relationships. If you know that you and your mate are very different, do not have unrealistic expectations about your relationship. Denial is telling yourself that she will change, but suppose she cannot. You cannot afford to fool yourself. IF YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS FALLING ASLEEP YOU SURELY ALREADY KNOW WHY.


    Living Without Love
    The Real Truth about Relationships

    Friday, August 26, 2011

    Why Relationships/Marriages Don't Work

    Things are A Mess (We Broke Up)
     Don't Start A Relationship Off Wrong


    The reason most relationships and marriages don't last is because 99.9% start off wrong. Most people are vulnerable when they first get out of a relationship. People need ample enough time to emotionally heal. Women should be extreme careful when the (dancing with wolfs) circus of men "come a calling." Some men will wait patiently (while having sex with other women) for the end of your relationship. He embraces you with all your hurt and sadness, while he holds on to the rest of his women. These "toxic down times" always lead people right into the next disastrous romance. Take the time to heal and collect your thoughts before jumping into life's next chapter. The roller coaster of emotions will repeat itself if you have a shallow view of what makes a Relationship or Marriage work. If you fall in love or date someone for the following reasons,don't expect it to last...
    1. Looks (People get old)
    2. Money (Some lose it)
    3. Body (People gain weight)
    4. A Job (People lose jobs)
    5. House/Car (They're "repoed "everyday)
    6. Family (It's their family not yours)
    7. Friends (If you need their approval-your not relationship ready)
    There's a laundry list of things that can derail a relationship. Just don't make a mess of it before it starts...

    Copyright 2011 by The MessEtte Chronicles, LLC. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

    My Boyfriend Is Married

    Dating a Married  Cheating Man
    A Fool's Mess

    To all the Ladies dating and having sex with married men, Stop it! Especially the ones who are waiting for that day he will leave his wife. Nothing says a "Dumb Ass" like being with another woman's man. You listen to all his Disney-esque fairy tales on how one day he's going to leave his wife. You believe in child-like wonderment that one day he will be all yours. "Who really wants a man like that?" This same cheating man that you love; who cheats on his wife will cheat on you. Actually, he's cheating on you by having sex with his wife. "See how ridiculous this sounds." This cheating married man has you all reserved for dinner for 3 at the" Restaurant of Fools." You are the appetizer and "wifey" is the main meal. " The full course meal" No dessert for you sister, the wife gets that too. The wife gets all the things that marriage entitles her: like the house, car, paycheck and his social security. That leaves you sitting at the table with crumbs at your favorite dinning spot, Le Cheats. After several years of eating "fool a la mode," he finally tells you that he is no longer with his wife. You're so excited thinking he left her for you, but the sad truth is she left him. Why? She was tired of being with a Cheating Man... As they say "you can have the  rest."

    Copyright 2011 by The MessEtte Chronicles, LLC. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.


    Thursday, August 25, 2011

    Will and Jada Smith's Mess (Do we Care)?

    Publicity, News and Gossip
    The  MessEtte Chronicles

    Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith were photographed together Wednesday, smiling and laughing over brunch the morning after shutting down a tabloid report that they were separating. Everyone seems to have an opinion on the matter, but I will reserve judgement until all  facts are presented. Fans of the couple are digesting the rumor mill like a 5 course meal. We find pleasure and intrigue when a power couple have marital problems. We the fans are full of statements like "I knew it wasn't go last-they didn't make a good couple anyway." As we chime in on message boards and blogs. We are left in suspense as the story unfolds. If this is true or just another Hollywood (Rumor Mill) publicity stunt. We the jury will make a verdict. Guilty or Innocent...

    My Sex Life Sucks

     My Partner Does Not Want to Perform
    When Sex Is a Mess

    Are Adult Movies healthy for a relationship? Hell No! Why watch it when you can go out and get the real thing. Getting off on movies when you have a healthy relationship  is equivalent to physically cheating. Some will argue the innocence of masturbation (self-gratification) by saying i am not having sex with anyone. You may not be having sex with anyone, but you are having sex with yourself. You could not wait to save some of yourself for your partner. Trying to quench an unhealthy sex drive can be destructive and disastrous. If your partner does not have a sex fetish, then you need to look for someone else, immediately. That relationship will not last. "Trust me." Some people are limited in their sexual exploits, because sex should be nurtured from love not lust. Too many people put such a high premium on a person's sexual skills. that the true essence of love making is replaced with "Buck Wild Wild West-Freak Nasty Sex." It all sounds good on paper and definitely looks good visually, but the reality of it is grim, Google or YouTube dead Porn Stars, and you might  get a grip on your sexual dysfunctions.You will be one of many with multiple sex partners, and all that comes with it. Don't get caught up in the visual world of Adult Films, because you might not like where it takes you...

    Don't Eat The Birthday Cake

    When Making A Birthday Mess
    Little Timmy's Birthday Wish

    I've attended several birthday parties in my life and wonder in astonishment when it comes to blowing out the candles. You don't have to be germaphobic to see that this is not a bright idea. I stare in wonderment as Little Timmy plays with his birthday friends, blowing balloons, horns and other celebratory trinkets. Here comes the part we all be waiting for. Little Timmy standing over his Birthday Cake ready to blow out all 10 candles. If Little Timmy doesn't blow them out in the (airborne) first blow, he's granted a second. With all his blowing effort, I can only imagine all the microscopic germs flowing from lil Tim Tim's mouth to the cake. Look at a person blowing from their mouth in microscopic slow motion." A tad bit for the visual senses if you ask me." I think a simple Happy Birthday without all the hoopla of blowing out the candles will do for me. Enjoy your Birthday Cake...

    Is My Man Gay (Life on the DL)

    How do you know if your  Man Is Gay
    When sexuality can be a Mess

    I will not profess to be an expert on this subject, but I find some men behavior SUSPECT. I know most  men  are raised by some mother type figure. After 18 years of feminine love, nurturing and upbringing, it's no wonder today's Men have a ton of female tendencies and qualities. Today's men are soft. Listening to them is like listening to a child. They one day become grown male boys wanting a mother figure (relationship) to continue the pacification that started with the female figures in their upbringing. The qualities some women find attractive in men, like "he's so sweet," and "he like flowers just like me," is a sign that "Your man might be gay." I remember going out to a club with some friends and both of them sat next to each other at the bar. The bartender asked "What will you like to drink?" One said a "Pina Colada" and the other said a "Daiquiri" Can you imagine the visuals of 2 burly men sitting right next to each other sipping frozen alcoholic fruit drinks while sucking out of straws. Have you ladies ever paid attention to what a man looks like simulating the art of sucking (Out of a straw). Too much for the senses- if you ask me! It was no surprise when this young lady approached them and asked "Is that Bugle Boy Jeans your wearing?"

    The "writings on the wall" when you meet these type of men. Those DL  (Down Low) males hiding behind their masculine idenity, and enjoying their sexual life with both women and men. Can you imagine coming home to find your man sexed up in bed with his good buddy Steve. "Yes Steve!" his faithful hanging buddy o he spends all his free time with. Some women think this is some kind of normal and healthy behavior. A sure way to be suspicious about your man sexual activity is the time he spends with Steve. A real man in his right mind do not want to spend time with another man "I know I don't." All those male bonding activities are frowned upon by Real Men. Women always give men a pass when he's out with the boys...Women need to wake up and start paying attention to the signs. Here is a compiled Laundry List:
    1. Sex Life. If you finish showering and find your man on his stomach. Cheeks spread waiting for you to lick or insert something in his anal area. "Your Man might be gay"
    2. If you over hear him telling Steve."how he can't wait for the two of them to sandwich (DP) this female!" "Your Man might be gay"
    3. A man's drink says it all. If you're drinking a Jack and Coke and he orders anything with fruit floating in the drink with extra straws "Your Man might be gay"
    4. Porno. If your man can't stand the sight of 2 lesbians, because a male's penis has to be in the flick. "Your Man might be gay"
    5. Breakfast. If you're having a New York Strip and eggs and he's having yogurt with extra bananas "Your Man might be gay"
    6. The Gas Station. If you're pumping gas and your man is on the passenger side bobing his head to the tunes of Willa Smith's."Whip My Hair" Your man is gay...

    Wednesday, August 24, 2011

    Why Rappers and Athletes Go Broke

    When Keeping it "Real Broke"
    From Millions to a Mess

    Have you ever wonder why so many famous black rappers and athletes lose everything they have? They go from having several homes and cars to moving back with Mama. It has happened to so many, there need to be classes on how not to Mess up your money. With all the foolish  excessive spending and bimbo groupies, bankruptcy is inevitable. You will have a field day googleing these nut cases in all their former glory. Not only do they lose their money, but they lose their pride and women. Yes "Them" all those "Dyme Pieces" he could never get when he was just plain ol "Him". I've compiled a Top 10 Laundry List of why Rappers and Athletes Go Broke:
    1. Women. "leave em where you meet em" In the clubs and the streets.
    2. Cars. "How many is too many" Enjoy it while it last.
    3. Investments. Stop handing over your accounts to your new friends in the banking world
    4. Houses. "how many can one sleep in" 
    5. Divorce "got damn it she didn't love you before the money" why do you think she loves you now
    6. The Entourage "them damn broke friends" you'll have more of them then money
    7. The Clubs "Champagne in the VIP anyone" 
    8. Credit "Burn the Black American Express" use cash
    9. Drugs "leave the shit alone"
    10. Success "remember when you use to work hard to stay on top" where did it all go.
    I'll add to this blog notable celebs who are now broke. 

    Too Many Girlfriends (Girls having Girlfriends)

    When The Sisterhood Can Be A Mess
    The Dyke Network

    This blog will be full of analogies, because the subject calls for it. Read at your own risk... I will dwell into the subject of women with girlfriends (The Dyke Network). This may be offensive to most women, but the "men(ses)" will get my drift. Have you ever noticed how some women tend to "act a fool at times." Draped in their Super Hero cape with a big fat P on it saying "PUSSYPOWer" If you thought you were getting some tonight, you were grossly mistaken. She has spent her whole entire day mad and she can't wait to show how her "goodies" are on lock and key. This is a dangerous game women play, but oh well...She becomes distant and refuses to show you any affection or reception. She parades around the house with her new found freedom of liberated powers. You are in absolute astonishment wanting to know who this woman is (your woman). When you were at working , Your woman spent her off day catching up on T.V, and invited a few of the Girls over. The first thing they notice was how good you were living. Sonja (her single friend) ask Girl "how you get all this"? You living good Girl! Your woman replies "My man has a good job". Since Sonja and company don't have a Man or a good job, why should you have one. When your woman was in the kitchen preparing you your favorite dish, Sonja scolded her, saying "I know your not cooking all that just for him." After another hour of "I know your nots" from Sonja and crew, your poor women has no chance. When your woman hears enough of "Girl you can be running the streets with u!." My bet is yeah "she can be running the streets with them," and you wonder why these kind of women never have a man. Women with good Men should never have a bunch of friends who are Messy and single. This is a sure fire recipe for a disastrous relationship. These women should be avoided at all cost. No Man wants to come home to see a living room full of "Messy single women." If this is business as normal, then you need new friends...

    Tuesday, August 23, 2011

    Are you an Alcoholic or a Professional Drinker

    A Drunk or a Drinker
    Don't Mess A life up Drinking

    Merriam-Webster defines an alcoholic as of, containing, or caused by alcohol. If this is you, please scream to the internet world how this week of AA will beneficially move your life in the right direction. This defines all people who consumes an alcoholic beverage. While some drink more then others. Alcoholic intake should be defined carefully. Being from the city of New Orleans, most restaurants serve momosas and bloody marys for breakfast and brunch. Do sipping on such a tasty drink between the times of 10am-2pm  constitute that you are an alcoholic. To be continued...

    Why I Can't Get A Job


    Giving Success A Professional Call
    Don't Mess Up Your Job Prospects
     When emailed or called for a job and other related auditions in your prospective industry, you should respond in a timely professional  manner. Today' technology such as cell phones, computers, and emails... make it inexcusable not to respond. Keep in mind your reputation as a potential dependable employee or talent will reflect your hiring, bookings and earning potential. Always remember to stay on top of all upcoming Interviews ,appointments, and business matters, and don't treat your career like its a Facebook  (Fan) Page. "Go out there and be somebody."$$$
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    Why Do Men Cheat (When I'm Beautiful)


     If your man's a dog, does that make your "dog" a man
    Cheating can be a Mess


    Why do Men Cheat? If a man will cheat on Halle Berry "most of you don't stand a chance".  Ever wonder why unattractive females end up with good looking guys. " wonder no more!" These so-called ugly females will do things attractive women won't. Remember you are the ones saying "I don't know who he think I am, I ain't that kind of girl'. To the chorus of your self-proclaimed theme song "You must not know bout me". He must not know about you, but he sure knows about her. " What you won't do, someone else will"... Those middle and bottom tier women can't wait for these top "10 percentile" women to slip up. They are waiting at every corner to snag your empty unsatisfied man, because your stuck on rewind with "You must not know bout me." While you're getting your nails done and spending your day with your single girlfriends, your man is being hounded by the same women you think your man would not be interested in.. Wrong! Not only did he give her a second thought, he gave her a first chance. A chance to explore some of the sexual and  adventurous activities she's been waiting to share. When you arrive home with your shopping bags to a man-less home. Your first order of business is to continue the day chatting with your friends. You assume because your "all that and a bag of chips". "He" must be out with the guys. Wrong again. You have no ideal where this man can be, and because of your vanity you will lose him. Ladies spend a minute of your time to allocate some  attention  to your relationship. It can go a long ways. For those women who say "I'm ugly and my man cheats on me". This blogs not for you...

    Monday, August 22, 2011

    What Happened To TV

    The World In (Not) Reality  T.V
    TV programing You (2012)

    If there is any truth to what the ancient Mayans predicted about December 21, 2012, then today's news gives us no comfort to think otherwise. With the deterioration of family values, ethics, morale's and plain old decency. Get ready for what's to come. When Kim Kardashian is American Royalty, Middle Eastern leaders are dictators, Priest and Religious leaders are having sex with little boys, Porn Rules, and no professor or expert can make sense of it all... Get ready for 2012! These things have been going on for sometime now, but we have been numb to the news because it's now  "News as Usual". With all the so-called Reality Shows flooding the Television Programing  Networks. It is no wonder why we have become so desensitized  to the "Latest News"... With Reality shows with a bunch of broke bimbos (made for TV hookers) who don't have shit, but a hole between their legs and several in their head. Competing for the love of their life on T.V is the reason this world is so Messed up. Who came up with this ideal? " I'm going on national TV to marry a man I know nothing about". If this doesn't say the world has lost it's mind, then nothing will. There are a bunch of good Men holding their remote controls in total astonishment at these latest developments. We have Flavor Flav, Ray J, and the rest of "Them". lining up stripper looking females to pick which one "Him" loves. Wow!!! If this is where the world of entertainment and news is going, wait till you get a load of the 2012 Television (Programing You) line-up...

    Sunday, August 21, 2011

    What Will My Friends Think

    When Friends Can Be The Mess In Your Life
    Don't be an In-Mess-Tigator

    Some of us spend all of our lives waking up  "bright eyed and bushy tailed"  to make sure our friends are happy. For all the time and work it takes pleasing your so-called  friends "Yes Them!" You have little time if any for yourself. These same friends can't wait for you to shower them with your angelic gifts and niceties. They will spend their whole life carving out time for you, so you can continue on your life's quest of "What will my friends think?" Well if you ask me? "I don't give a damn what they think", because most of them are not your friends. I think 3-5 friends will do,because most people fall in the " convenience of now" category:
    1. I need a ride friend
    2. Work gossip friend
    3. Text Message (Mess friend)
    4. Money friend "help me pay some bills got damn it"
    5. Sex friends (lets keep this to a minimal)
    6. Your next door neighbor friend (they are the ones that come out of nowhere)
    7. I need someone to listen to me friend
    With a laundry list of these kind of friends, your life will continue to be the Mess that it is. Have you notice how selfish people never seem to have many friends, but the "Everybody loves Suzy" seems to have dozens of friends. The answer is easy my friend "let's do the Math.". Suzy is the one we spoke about in the first paragraph. She will spend her life with the 1-7 (list) "friendship train wreck" and will be used until she has nothing more to give. Find a common interest in your selective friends, and enjoy the fruits of life.

    I Hate My Boss

    When Your Boss Is a Mess
    Working for the Peanut Gallery

    Have you ever worked  on a job for a number of years where you gain years of experience, then the higher ups decide to hire some college educated kid to supervise (look after) you. When you started the job he was l in kinder care waiting for mommy to pick him up. Your new Super Wonder boss comes in boasting of their educational credentials, when he knows less about the job then you. He hides behind his educational paper on the wall only to showcase his managerial position." Don't get me wrong!" These new age Super Wonder managers come in all age groups. It gets worst when they have spent the last 20 years in management only to remain in the same position. How "thrilling and exciting" it must be to invest all those years in a company, only to be a mid-level manager. Managers in low paying fields such as restaurants, department stores, grocery  stores, and fast food chains can be the most unhappy people on the planet. Keep your head high with a positive attitude and make the best of your work place. I will sign off saying please "Go Out There and Be Somebody!"

    Saturday, August 20, 2011

    Why Men Love Strip Clubs

    Competing with a Stripper                

    Some women may be asking "Where the Hell is my man?" Hmm good question. Lets see. He's always out after 12:00am and your wondering where can he be? Lets take a close look at those late night businesses that are open at  night:
    1. Jail  (Seems plausible, He's a criminal)
    2. The Hospital (He could be hurt)
    3. Waffle House (He might be hungry)
    4. The Gas Station (He is driving)
    5. Walmart (That's when men shop)
    6. A Night Club (He likes to Dance)
    7. The Strip Club "Yes I Said It',"That Got Damn Strip Club" 
    Nothing says a good night with the guys like hanging out in your local neighborhood strip club. While he escapes the comforts of a sure fire thing by being with his women. Your home alone trying to figure what he is doing. His exploration in the strip club is what he calls his reality. A stripper that makes him feel like the man he doesn't feel like at home. Can you imagine him in a strip club being approached by Sunshine to the sweet tunes of "Hey Honey"! She then proceeds with how good he looks and escorts him to his favorite table. He enjoys the visuals of Sunshine in her sexy red hot Victoria Secret's outfit, while your at home covered up in your wal-mart red snoopy T shirt with green incredible hulk shorts. She smells of a goddess in her Chanel #5 perfume, while your hands are soaked in the suds of palmolive dish detergent. She shares with your man in a nice glass of Henessey, while you're  at home with a warm cup of hot coa coa with marshmallows. Her hair radiates in a seductive style done only by her famed hair dresser, while you settle with your hair curlers and do rag. She whispers in his ear " I'm so glad you cum to see me Baby", but you can't wait for him to get home so you can give him an ear full  about all the bills that are do. The Strip Club has become A Man's Reality, While the home has now become the Fantasy. Go Figure!

    I Hate My Life "It Is A Mess"

    Suicidal Tendencies
    "Don't Pull The Trigger"

    I remember when I was a teenager and this young girl was depressed contemplating suicide. I was only 16 years old at the time, but remember asking her "where will you go when you die?" Fast forward some 26 years later and I understand how some people life's can be unlivable. Being young and unhappy is much different from being old and unhappy. When your young, most of your life revolves around your parents lifestyle. When your older your life revolves around your lifestyle. I will not claim to be a self-appointed expert on the subject, but I do know there is nowhere to run when there's so much life ahead. I remember saying that fateful night in 1984. "The only person you will hurt is the ones who love you". Suicide is a selfish act that holds no regard for the family who loves you. Whatever you think your problems are, most are correctable. Take stock in all that is making your life miserable and get rid of it. Get rid of it physically, mentally, and psychologically, Relationships and Money are always on the top of the  problematic Mess List. I will simplify the magnitude of a problem by internalizing " What's wrong Today, is Gone Tomorrow". I know no other way to look at it. Control your mind, body, and those who are a part of it. Take the fruits of life and just "Role with It!"

    How To Kick Your Adult Child Out The House

     The Hotel Family Inn
    Don't Make Your Home A Mess

    This is a very delicate subject and should be handled with extreme care (kid gloves and all). With today's economy and the job market the way it is, it can be a frightening  journey for an adult child. Let me ask you. Why would a child want to leave home? Nothing says living -like living in The Hotel Family Inn. Where else can they go and enjoy the comforts of a hot meal, shelter, laundry service, cleaning, and free internet and entertainment. "Why Should They Leave?" No where on this planet will they receive the hospitality and amenities like the Hotel Family Inn. We as parents tend to facilitate our kids with too much pacification, as if their still infants. Most adult kids are not prepared to move out on their own with today's ideology of parenting. When facing this issue it's best to remind the adult child that he or she is an emancipated adult and should be prepared to live on their own life. Stop providing "child like" luxuries and hold them responsible and accountable for their own life. This practice should be taught from the ages of 13-18. When your grown child reaches the legal age of adulthood, maybe (just maybe) they will be ready to leave the house.

    Are You A Mess? 10 Ways to find out!

     Do you look for mess or do mess look for you
     
    10 ways to know if your a mess

    1. When you're jealous because your friend purchased a new car, home or anything.
    2. When you're always late on your monthly bills.
    3. When all your topics of conversation are about people you know and don't know."small minds talk about ideals
    4. When you always talk (running your mouth) without listening.
    5. When you had 10 relationships by the age of 30.
    6. When everything you think and feel are negative (rubbing people the wrong way).
    7. When you can't keep a friendship because every thing is their fault.
    8. When you hate every city you lived in.
    9. When going out on a date and complain about everything.
    10. When (6 ) kids have (4) different fathers (Go Figure), then you are a true piece of mess.
    If you have Top 10 list or a line to add feel free to post. Thank you.