Saturday, August 20, 2011

Why Men Love Strip Clubs

Competing with a Stripper                

Some women may be asking "Where the Hell is my man?" Hmm good question. Lets see. He's always out after 12:00am and your wondering where can he be? Lets take a close look at those late night businesses that are open at  night:
  1. Jail  (Seems plausible, He's a criminal)
  2. The Hospital (He could be hurt)
  3. Waffle House (He might be hungry)
  4. The Gas Station (He is driving)
  5. Walmart (That's when men shop)
  6. A Night Club (He likes to Dance)
  7. The Strip Club "Yes I Said It',"That Got Damn Strip Club" 
Nothing says a good night with the guys like hanging out in your local neighborhood strip club. While he escapes the comforts of a sure fire thing by being with his women. Your home alone trying to figure what he is doing. His exploration in the strip club is what he calls his reality. A stripper that makes him feel like the man he doesn't feel like at home. Can you imagine him in a strip club being approached by Sunshine to the sweet tunes of "Hey Honey"! She then proceeds with how good he looks and escorts him to his favorite table. He enjoys the visuals of Sunshine in her sexy red hot Victoria Secret's outfit, while your at home covered up in your wal-mart red snoopy T shirt with green incredible hulk shorts. She smells of a goddess in her Chanel #5 perfume, while your hands are soaked in the suds of palmolive dish detergent. She shares with your man in a nice glass of Henessey, while you're  at home with a warm cup of hot coa coa with marshmallows. Her hair radiates in a seductive style done only by her famed hair dresser, while you settle with your hair curlers and do rag. She whispers in his ear " I'm so glad you cum to see me Baby", but you can't wait for him to get home so you can give him an ear full  about all the bills that are do. The Strip Club has become A Man's Reality, While the home has now become the Fantasy. Go Figure!

6 comments:

  1. Thank you for the readership and to those who enjoyed the blog.

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  2. Good point on why men love strip clubs. you completely flip the script on the perception. good post

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  3. i love strippers period. It would be nice to have an live in stripper. Save lots of cash.

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  4. I think women should check ou the copetition at the strip clubs so they can get a better understanding.

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  5. Dating a stripper is a real piece of work. The sex is good but it's not work the headache

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  6. Oh boy, another lame blog about how men go to strip clubs because women aren't keeping up the good looks and acting like Jessica Rabbit. Sorry we choose sweat pants and curlers over plastic heels and red lips after work.... Honestly its hard to even act sexy after having washed the sh*t streak out of your man's underpants. I know a ton of moms who couldn't get their nails done anymore because they would rather have food in the fridge for their kids. Guys can enjoy strip clubs but just admit its because you like a variety of beautiful women that you have no attachment too and quit tryin to pin it on your woman as if she's doing something wrong... because your belching and 24/7 sports arent exactly arousing and yet we aren't spending our monty on a scanitly clad guy named Romeo in black lights.

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